10 silliest and easiest tricks to have a Break Up with your GF

HERE ARE 10 TRICKS BY "AB BABY" TO HAVE A BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF ........Any more tricks if you come up with please post as comment.


Disclaimer: These ideas are well tested by many boys on their GF's ..But please do attempt at your own risk,because results can be more worse than just break up..



1) Tell her " Wow! you hav got only one(just one) white hair on ur head"...(Warning:Please save ur head n hair,otherwise u will b bald)

2) Tell her " Hey there are two more new pimples on ur face"...(Warning:Please cover your face,u may get a slap)

3) Tell her " Your armpits smelling bad yaar"....(Warning:You might be thrown in gutter)

4) Tell her " Why your micro-mini skirt is too small,please wear salwar or jeans"...(Warning: You may have to go back to home without clothes)

5) Tell her " Your lipstick colour didnt suit ur face"...(Warning: You face might be be painted red,blue etc...)

6) Tell her " Hey look at that girl,She is so hot"...( Warning:You may get a hot punch on your nose)

7) Tell her " Your high heel sandles are making too much noise"..(Warning: Beware of that High heel sandle)

8) Tell her " Please pay the bill this time" (Good One:next time she wont b there with u..hehe)

9) Tell her " Dont talk with @$@%#% , He is not a good guy"..( Warning: U might find yourself in jail for being a bad boy with her)

10) Send her a Non-Veg message(SMS)...(No wonder that She will laugh louder after reading the message,but she will reply u "How dare you sent me this..Bye Forever")

This is how Bangalore's BMTC Bus conductors make money.......

Disclaimer: I am not here to hurt any conductor community or any one else. I am writing this article from my 5 years of experience of traveling in BMTC buses. I am not going to mention any bus route, bus number, conductor’s name because it is applicable to 99% of bus conductors. While making calculations I assumed (not necessary,because these are real statistics too)that each one way trip has atleast 15 stops , so for round trip its 30. And it takes 3 hrs to finish a round trip in average traffic areas. Daily there can be 4 trips minimum. And buses are always full. I am very poor at maths so to do calculationa I have used calculator. Don’t blame me if calculations are wrong. All calculations are done assuming minimum profit to conductor. Maximum earn for a conductor will be much more. These are applicable to both male,female conductors

Ok if any bus conductor is reading this and is new to the job he can take these tips to make money (which I feel not required as he will learn on his own in a day). And for others it is just to know that how much loss it is causing to our government(its secondary thing to think that what government would have done with this money)

Trick1:

This is mostly used trick by conductors:
If you are going from one stop to very next stop. Then minimum charge is 3 rs. You give 3 rs to the conductor and he will return u back 1 rs. without ticket.So you are happy that you managed to save 1 rs. But do think that you didn’t get the ticket and its same for you as you would have not offered any money and escaped. So it’s a foolishness. Always demand for ticket if you are paying.

Lets see how much money conductor can make yearly by this trick. Assume he get atleast 1 such bakra for every 3 stops so he gets 10 rs in one round trip(15+15=30 stops). For 4 round trip in a day he gets 40 rs. So daily 40 rs means yearly 14600.


Trick 2:

This is again used in the name of change(chiller). Very much helpful when bus is fully packed.
You buy a ticket for 8-9 rs and conductor wil give you ticket with a number written on its back which says u have to wait till ur stop comes to take the change amount. Which is 1-2 rs. Sometimes even if you give them 100 rs note they will write remaining 92-91 rs on back (but in this case chances of earning are less, as no one will forget to take such big amount). As bus is jam packed. By the time you reach conductor or he reaches you bus will start and u will better prefer to get down rather waiting for 1-2 rs. or sometimes people like me forget to take change.

Lets see how much money same conductor can make yearly using this trick.
Again 1 such bakra every 3 stop. But here as change amount may vary so lets take 1.5 rs avg earning per 3 stops. So for one round trip(30 stops) 15 rs. For 4 round trips in a day 60 rs. Yearly 21900 rs.


Trick 3:
This trick is a modified form of above trick and if conductor is dare(n lucky too) enough he can make huge amount from this. As in trick 2 u get a ticket with a number written on its back .Now you have a ticket in your hand which is worth 8-9 rs and you have to take 1-2 rs change. So when you reach conductor he takes ticket from you to check whether he has only written it. Once verified he tare off that small part of ticket and give u change and u happily get down.So how conductor is making money here. You didn’t understand??
Please check your pocket …did you find ticket ..no?? yes thts the way he is making money..when he took your ticket for giving you change he didn’t give u back ticket along with change and you too didn’t bother about it. So now he will sell it to other person..so he is making 8-9 rs here..and after taking your ticket he may use trick two on other person for same ticket. Or he can use trick 3 again on other person with same ticket. So if used wisely he can earn a lot from this trick.But this is not used frequently because the conductors have to keep record of ticket numbers they sold at every stop. So its risky for them if they are caught selling same ticket to another person at another stop.
And some conductors are so shyless tht they will ask you directly to give ticket back to him as it is of no use for u (once he confirms no TC there at next stop whr u r getting down)..

Lets see how much money same conductor can make from this trick
On avg in one round trip he find 3 such bakra. So around 25 rs (8*3=24 …9*3=27…so better chosen 25.). in one trip(30 stops). So 4 trips in a day 100 rs..36500 rs in a year


Trick4:
More than trick its my suggestion to conductors to use this ..hehe..Use fake tickets to give away..and who knows if this trick is already in use….. you can be millaniore in a month..hehe..bas don’t be caught in bus

All first 3 kinds of tricks they have played on me so I m sure about them. trick 4 also they might have played but m so dumb that I cant make out difference between fake note n original( please now don’t decide to give me fake notes next time..) then how will identify fake bus ticket..

So excluding trick 4 a conductor in a year can make 14600+21900 +36500=73000 rs

Ok lets assume that there is 50:50 share between driver and conductor (actually conductor takes more share without knowledge of driver…as he can fool u he can cheat driver too) so each gets 36500 rs per year extra other than their salary.But the total loss is to government.



Lets see how much loss all the conductors are causing ko Bangalore government yearly
There are around 5500 buses (source BMTC Official website) running in Bangalore
Assume atleast 75% conductors use these tricks.
So 4125 conductors cheat. So 4125*73000= 301125000 rs loss to government yearly.
Tht is 30.11 crores.

Now you may think that why give money to government when anyways its not to use for us..even government wil use this money to deposit in swiss bank..so whats wrong if conductors cheat us.they are poor so they do..but guys they are doing their job and government is paying them. and to pay them again they are taking money from us only..so we are the loosers finally. Both way we loose money… So if you want to help poor people there are many other people who really neeed money so next time instead of saving 1 rs in bus keep it and give it to who really needs it..this way you will help your country, the really needy one and also will not encourage corruption.. Mind it…...!!!!!!!!!!!

R U Dumb?No problem..R U Poor?No problem..R U Unhealthy?No Problem..R U Ugly?No Problem..R U Unlucky???? Its a Big problem

Disclaimer: I am writing this article because its my view. If I m hurting someone or anyone has any problem then please just leave your comments. But please don’s Sue me……….This article is copyright of Abhishek bothra. No part of these shall be reproduced in any form. So please don’t reproduce this part just copy and paste. Hehe. Read till end..ok…else I will sue you

Luck is what matters if you have to survive happily in this world. Do you think if you are genius, rich and healthy or any one of them you can survive????? I am completely disagree with you if you think so.

Let me tell you a small story (its my imagination, not real)


There was a guy named “Very genius”. Was very rich, healthy and handsome too. Now whats missing?? Luck….!!!!! Lets see how luck in his life made his life hell.


He was working on a very big project. The deadline to submit the project is tomorrow morning 9 am. And today its 9 pm. He discovers at last moment a major fault (his bad luck that he discovers so late)in his project and as he is genius he finds that only a specific part “XXXXXX” can only fix this problem (being genius is of no use, as he cant manufacture that product now). That part is available only at one shop all over world and that place is none other than the city where he stays(little lucky). But he finds the shop is now closed.( bad luck). He calls up the shopkeeper on his mobile but he is going out of station as his mother in law expired (badluck again). Now what to do??? He offered him a huge amount of money but shopkeeper didn’t agree ,because his wife will kill him if he misses his mother in law’s funeral(being rich of no use)..He goes to his shop to break open the lock and steal the part ,he tries a lot using many ideas and his power (Both being genius and healthy of no use.. his bad luck that lock didn’t open). Mean time neighbors catch him and handover to police for trying to break the lock. He offers a huge sum of money to police but the policeman is very honest (His badluck again.. Because it is very rare to find a honest policeman). Neither the policeman nor the shopkeeper had a daughter who can fall for him and help him out some way( being handsome of no use). So he finally lost the project deal and faces a big big loss in his business.

Now there is another boy in his town named “Very lucky”. As his name he is very very lucky. But he is very poor, always ill, ugly too. Bur he has three friends namely “Genius”,”Rich”,”Beautiful(female)” (His luck that he has all three kind of friends). All four are working on same project same as on which the guy “Very genius” is working on. Genius finds a problem and realize that they need a part “YYYYY” (lil bad luck) which is available in same shop as above. Now they are in same condition. They call shopkeeper but he is out of station. Fortunately the shopkeeper’s son is in love with “Beautiful” (their luck). So she takes this as an opportunity (U knw gals never miss an opportunity to use boys) and seduce him and make him agree to open the shop. Now the part they want is very costly but the shopkeeper’s son has to tell his dad about the part. So he cant let them take it for free so the “Rich” paid the entire amount(luck again). There project is finished and they get the deal. And as “Very lucky” is always ill. He gets sympathy of people(again luck) and they offer him 15% of profit share to him.

So luck is what matters.

People may disagree with me or say that along with luck being genius, rich etc etc is also important. But I say

“if you are lucky u do not need anything else, your luck will take care of what all you need”.


Still you do not agree with me !!!!!!!! then i have to tell you one more thing


“ Being genius or rich is also a part of being lucky, If you are neither genius nor rich etc etc..then you are unlucky to not be so.”

above two lines must be contradicting..but who cares!!!!!!

So Luck is what which matters everything.

If you agree with me then you are a very unlucky person in life because you know what all can happen on being unlucky and you can understand importance of being lucky. And if you disagree with me then also you are unlucky because you are not understanding the importance of being lucky. May God bless you (if you are lucky, which you are not)

KAMINEY Review by Raja Sen..........(Dhan Te Nan)

Dhan Te Nan. Vishal Bhardwaj pays homage to cinema of yore and that's reason enough to go out and grab tickets for one of the most keenly anticipated films of our times.A few monsoons ago, Farah Khan paid homage to the cinema of 1970s with OM SHANTI OM. Now Bhardwaj picks up characters that we have witnessed on the Hindi screen before, but executes it like Tarantino and Guy Ritchie do. He creates a film that's so different from movies we've witnessed thus far.Let's say, KAMINEY is bold, stark, funny and unpredictable and that's what works in its favour. There're two more reasons: Shahid Kapoor and of course, 'Dhan Te Nan'. Okay, we've seen Shahid pitching in a sincere act in his earlier films, but KAMINEY should catapult him to superstardom. His double role in KAMINEY is exemplary.There's another star in KAMINEY and that's 'Dhan Te Nan'. Your heart starts beating faster every time you hear this in the background or also when Shahid breaks into the song. The track is as big a craze as 'Jumma Chumma' [HUM], 'Ek Do Teen' [TEZAAB] and 'Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai' [KHAL-NAYAK] and will contribute enormously in attracting viewers in hordes.

Having said that, I wish to add that KAMINEY is not the usual masala film. Sure, it's a well-made film, but there's no spoon feeding here. One has to be attentive, very attentive to grasp the goings-on and also the twists in the tale. It's not one of those lock-your-brains-at-home types, for sure. And that might not be too appealing a thought for those who swear by candyfloss or meaningless ha-ha-thons. To cut it short, KAMINEY is a film with an attitude. Like it or leave it, but you'd never be able to ignore it. Word from the wise: Go for this hatke experience!KAMINEY is about a pair of twin brothers, Charlie and Guddu [Shahid Kapoor]. Charlie lisps, while Guddu stammers. They are as different as chalk and cheese. And they can't stand the sight of each other. Till one fateful rainy night, their lives cross.Charlie gets mixed up in a deathly get-rich-quick scheme, while Guddu realizes that the love of his life, Sweety [Priyanka Chopra], has unwittingly put a price on his head. The brothers are sucked into a world of drugs, guns and money. Their lives collide head on with the lives of gangsters, rebel soldiers, rogue politicians and crooked cops.The brothers have to run to protect themselves, their dreams, their love. And most importantly, realize that all they have is each other.It takes time to get used to the world Vishal Bhardwaj wants us to enter. The characters, the relationships, the lingo, the tone and the setting… frankly, you don't take to KAMINEY instantly. But twenty minutes into the film and things start falling in place. From thereon, you're drawn into a different world completely. The interval point raises the bar and also the expectations. The story takes a dramatic turn at this juncture, but minutes before that, 'Dhan Te Nan' makes the proceedings exhilarating and stimulating.Right from the sequence after the interval to the finale, Vishal Bhardwaj peels off layer after layer, which erupts like a volcano towards the end. The end is long drawn and with so many characters in the film, it only takes time to give a culmination to each of those characters. And that gets tedious. The violent end might not find universal acceptance. Vishal Bhardwaj proves that he's a master storyteller. KAMINEY is a damn difficult film to conceptualize and execute and Vishal does it with gusto. Besides the soundtrack ['Dhan Te Nan'], the effectual background score only enhances the impact. The dialogues, also penned by Vishal, are super. At places, clapworthy. Tassaduq Hussain's cinematography is top notch.Shahid takes a really big leap with KAMINEY. Note how he handles the two characters, Guddu and Charlie, brilliantly. This film is a step to superstardom and also which will open new doors and vistas for him as an actor. Priyanka is first-rate. She's so much in sync with her character. Also, she gets the Maharashtrian accent perfect. Amole Gupte is outstanding. An incredible actor! Tenzing Nima and Chandan Roy Sanyal leave a solid impression. Shiv Subrahmanyam and Hrishikesh Joshi are perfect. On the whole, KAMINEY lives up to the hype associated with it. The film has three stars -- Vishal Bhardwaj [a name that's immensely respected by moviegoers], Shahid Kapoor and 'Dhan Te Nan' -- and this combo as also the crooked characters and a genuinely hatke subject should guarantee ample footfalls in cineplexes even after its initial weekend. The weekend business should be huge due to the holidays all through the weekend: Friday [Janmashtami], Saturday [Independence Day] and Sunday. Of course, the business is bound to be affected in parts of Mumbai territory due to Swine Flu, but the film should take off in a big way when theatres re-open

Shah Rukh Khan no VIP, India should stop acting up

After he was subjected to detailed security checks at Newark airport in the US, actor Shah Rukh Khan says America should realise it lives in a world and not in its own bubble.

“It wasn't pleasant or nice but I also do respect the fact that it’s meant to be a procedure which needs to be followed if you want to enter America. I understand that a country has to be a little careful specifically with the things that have happened,” Saha Rukh Khan told CNN-IBN.

“But I have a simple logic that once you have been to a consulate, you've done your retina scan and fingerprints...I'm assuming those are the same ones that are sent to immigrations here, why is it that one needs to figure out other things besides that? And at the end of it all what’s ironic is that they didn't even do my retina scan and finger scan...so that’s a little strange. They kept telling me that you know it’s because your name is common and I was too polite to ask common to what?” he said.

“Everybody loves coming to America and everybody loves what America has to offer but I think it needs to offer a little more warmth and speed in its processes. America needs to understand one small thing...that there are about 190-195 small countries and that makes the whole world. It’s not an isolated, parallel universe existence for this country. There is a whole world which makes all the good and bad that is happening. So if we are scared of violence and terrorism, all of us are responsible for it. It’s not that the world is and America is not,” he said.

However, it’s noteworthy that on the same day as Shah Rukh Khan was checked at the airport, American legend Bob Dylan was also asked for identity checks by police in New Jersey by two policemen who did not recognise him.



So are Indians overreacting? Could this – as many are suggesting – possibly be a timely grabbing at the opportunity to garner publicity for his upcoming release My Name is Khan?

To debate the issue on CNN-IBN’s Face the Nation were theatre personality Amir Raza Hussain, columnist Lord Meghnad Desai, Congress MP Jayanthi Natarajan and South Asia Bureau Chife of Der Spiegel Padma Rao.

Senior Congress leaders were the first to react on the issue with Tourism Minister Ambika Soni even going to the extent of suggesting a tit-for-tat. Others who reacted included Shashi Tharoor, Praful Patel and later on Monday night, even P Chidambaram. It seems the politicians simply cannot snap out of the VIP syndrome.

But Jayanthi Natarajan felt the issue was only worthy of being spoken about and did not amount to overreaction. “That’s not a charitable view. The reason why it’s a matter of debate is because it happened to Shah Rukh Khan. Everybody who travels knows that in the US, it’s not really random checking. There’s a certain typecasting and usually it’s Asians with a particular kind of surnames who get picked out” she said, also referring to Abdul Kalam’s frisking case.

Ironic that Natarajan would seem to speak for everyone considering the Government never reacted to the humiliation that many Indians were put through immediately after 9/11.

While SRK insists he was frisked because of his Muslim name, the same day musical legend Bob Dylan too was asked to go through a security check, America’s very own Senator Kennedy was also made to go through the routine checks and so was ex-vice president Al Gore

Source: ibnlive.in.com

Technique to Update Samsung Star (S5233/S5230) Firmware...

Problem installing third party softwares like applications,games in new SAMSUNG STAR ( S5233/5230)..????????  Then update your firmware and enjoy installing softwares on a click...And also u will get many more new things in ur menu.


Disclaimer:I have updated the firmware by following these steps. These are neither discovered nor created by me. But it worked fine for me..Update at your own risk





Easy steps to follow

1. Download Firmware and Multiloader from the site first
Links to download
1) Firmware ( go for S5230XEIG4)
http://darkforestgroup.com/forum/index.php?topic=279.0
2) Multiloader
http://www.4shared.com/file/108661971/26431632/MultiLoader_V556.html

2. Make sure Samsung PC Studio is installed and communicates with your phone

3. Unrar the firmware in a folder you can easily find it.Also unrar the Multiloader in another folder.

4. Remove the Sim and MicroSD from your phone and replace the battery.

5. Now press vol top button+camera key+powerbutton at the same time in switch off mode without attaching the datacable.

6. Soon u will see a new screen which says Download.

7. Now attach the datacable to the phone and open Multiloader which u donwloaded earlier.

8. Select the radio button that includes MSM6250/MSM6250A or BRCM2133

9. Select Boot Change,Full Download and master rom boxes.

10. Then click Boot, and select the boot files from the unpacked firmware folder.(........\S5230XEIG4\S5230XEIG4\BOOTFILES)

11. Click the Amss, Rsrc1, and Rsrc2. and select files apps_compressed.bin and Rsrc_S5230_Open_Europe_Slav.rc1 and Rsrc2_S5230(Low)_RU.rc2 respectively.

12. Note: Select (Low).r2c NOT (Mid).r2c. (Phone may not restart if you select mid)

13. Then press the Factory FS tab, and select the appropriate files from the firmware folder also(FactoryFs_S5230_Open_Europe_Slav_RU.ffs).

14. FOTA and ETC fields are left blank.

15. Click the Port Search button, it will find your phone and show the com Port is ready

( Make sure that following options are checked "right" symbol in the check box against them before you click downlaod

Boot Change

Full Download

Master rom

Boot

Amss

Rsrc1

Rsrc2

Factory FS tab )

16. Click the download button and be patient, this will take a few minutes to complete.

17. When it's finished, it will show "All files complete".

18. Unplug the phone from the USB cable, reinstall the sim, MicroSD, and power up the the phone.

19. Now with every thing complete, You can perform a hard reset by typing *2767*3855# into the hand set (but not necessary.)

20. When the phone resets type *#1234# into your handset to check your new firmware ver.

your new Firmware is updated and ready to use.

Indian natural herb Tulsi to fight back swine flu...

Ayurveda, the traditional 'science of life', has a remedy for diseases when every other stream of medicine fails. Now, at a time when swine flu is spreading like wildfire across the world, Ayurveda has the remedy in the form of the miraculous herb, the basil leaves commonly known as Tulsi.

Tulsi, the purest and most sublime plant, has been known and worshipped in India for more than five millennia for its remarkable healing properties. Considered as an 'Elixir of Life', this wonder herb has now been claimed to keep the deadly swine flu at bay and help fast recovery in afflicted persons.

"The anti-flu property of Tulsi has been discovered by medical experts across the world quite recently. Tulsi improves the body's overall defence mechanism including its ability to fight viral diseases. It was successfully used in combating Japanese Encephalitis and the same theory applies to swine flu," Dr U K Tiwari, a herbal medicine practitioner says.

Apart from acting as a preventive medicine in case of swine flu, Tulsi can help the patient recover faster.

"Even when a person has already contracted swine flu, Tulsi can help in speeding up the recovery process and also help in strengthening the immune system of the body," he claims.

Dr Bhupesh Patel, a lecturer at Gujarat Ayurved University, Jamnagar is also of the view that Tulsi can play an important role in controlling swine flu.

"Tulsi can control swine flu and it should be taken in fresh form. Juice or paste of at least 20-25 medium sized leaves should be consumed twice a day on an empty stomach." This increases the resistance of the body and, thereby, reduces the chances of inviting swine flu," believes Patel.

As its name suggests, Tulsi has again proved to be the 'the incomparable' medicine - this time, in the prevention and cure of swine flu.

The symptoms of the H1N1 flu virus in people are similar to the symptoms of seasonal flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. A significant number of people who have been infected with novel H1N1 flu virus also have reported diarrhea and vomiting. The high risk groups for novel H1N1 flu are not known at this time, but it's possible that they may be the same as for seasonal influenza. However, Please consult a practitioner in case of any such symptoms. Doctors have strictly advised against self medication