10 silliest and easiest tricks to have a Break Up with your GF

HERE ARE 10 TRICKS BY "AB BABY" TO HAVE A BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF ........Any more tricks if you come up with please post as comment.


Disclaimer: These ideas are well tested by many boys on their GF's ..But please do attempt at your own risk,because results can be more worse than just break up..



1) Tell her " Wow! you hav got only one(just one) white hair on ur head"...(Warning:Please save ur head n hair,otherwise u will b bald)

2) Tell her " Hey there are two more new pimples on ur face"...(Warning:Please cover your face,u may get a slap)

3) Tell her " Your armpits smelling bad yaar"....(Warning:You might be thrown in gutter)

4) Tell her " Why your micro-mini skirt is too small,please wear salwar or jeans"...(Warning: You may have to go back to home without clothes)

5) Tell her " Your lipstick colour didnt suit ur face"...(Warning: You face might be be painted red,blue etc...)

6) Tell her " Hey look at that girl,She is so hot"...( Warning:You may get a hot punch on your nose)

7) Tell her " Your high heel sandles are making too much noise"..(Warning: Beware of that High heel sandle)

8) Tell her " Please pay the bill this time" (Good One:next time she wont b there with u..hehe)

9) Tell her " Dont talk with @$@%#% , He is not a good guy"..( Warning: U might find yourself in jail for being a bad boy with her)

10) Send her a Non-Veg message(SMS)...(No wonder that She will laugh louder after reading the message,but she will reply u "How dare you sent me this..Bye Forever")